AU: Stiles can’t keep his hands out of other people’s pockets.
sometimes things are tough but look at this bun
Mattress surfing Queen.
I love how the hood falls in the perfect moment. Because it’s Julie Andrews and the hoodie ain’t falling untill it’s time.
According to the captions of the first Thor movie, the battle between the Jotuns and Asgardians take place in Norway, 965 AD. Around this time, Loki was born.
In Thor 2 the life expectancy was stated to be around 5,000. The average human life in developed countries from what I’ve gathered is approximately 82.
Therefore, in human years Loki is somewhere around 17.
#are you telling me loki is just going through his rebellious teenage emo stage
"How much money does college cost in America?"
imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever had sex with
imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever thought about having sex with
so i heard Supernatural has a gif for everything!!!
what about… M&M’s??
I’m gonna let his smirk at the end speak for our fandom.
Illustration for Service Weapon, Sterek AUSo I totally failed to complete half of what I wanted for this story. My apologies to my ever-patient author, the_deep_magic. CARS, HOW DO YOU EVEN WORK?
HERE IT IS! The FULL LENGTH TRAILER!
… in which Jonathan has had better nights than this one.
via Scott Strazzante, Chicago Tribune, Dec. 11, 2013 [x]
the moment i saw this
i just thought of fanfic
and just laughed
BECAUSE OF THE PUNS
STILES AND DEREK COME ACROSS THIS WHEN THEY’RE VISITING BOYD AND ERICA IN QUEENSLAND. STILES BUYS A WHOLE BOX AND THEN GETS STUCK IN CUSTOMS FOR FOUR HOURS TRYING TO GET IT BACK INTO THE STATES.
THE FLAVOUR OPTIONS INCLUDE
- BANANA CUSTARD
- STRAWBERRY MARGARITA
- BLUEBERRIES AND CREAM
- CARAMEL APPLE
- PAPAYA MANGO
- RASPBERRY CHEESECAKE
- and a glow in the dark version
srsly this is teen wolf ficcage waiting to happen
i just couldn’t stop laughing (especially when you factor in Stiles and Derek)
I TOLD YOU IT WAS A HONEY BOTTLE!
Oh JFC, could you imagine accidentally getting the bottles mixed up?
"Wow," Stiles says, "This honey flavour is kinda spot on."
"It’s supposed to be-" Derek looks over at the list. The list Stiles had compiled and printed that dictated which flavours of lube were to be tried on which days. Derek would ask why they were still dating at this point but…well, Stiles had all of October scheduled. It’d be rude to mess up the system. Derek scowls at Wednesday. "It’s supposed to be Smores today."
Down at crotch level, Stiles freezes. “Um.”
Oh god. “Please don’t tell me you just covered my dick in honey.”
"In my defence, the bottles are REALLY similar."
Stiles laps at the tip of Derek’s cock and Derek finds himself wondering helplessly what honey and pre-come would even taste like. Nothing bad if Stiles’ pleased hum is anything to go by. “Huh,” Stiles says, smacking his lips. “This also explains why my toast tasted so strange this morning.”
so the other day Stiles bought the glow in the dark lube (and didn’t tell Derek because for some reason, he’s really against his dick glowing in the dark, the fun sucker) and stuck a homemade sign that said “key lime flavor” on it.
He put it in the drawer.
Derek, while fumbling with Stiles’ shirt the next night, reaches out a hand and rummages in the drawer looking for lube, gets a hold of the bottle, reads the label vaguely and cheerfully pops the lid because he has a weakness for key lime pie (which…Stiles may know about and took advantage of).
Interestingly, once the lights are off after sexytimes are finished, Derek is not amused by his radioactive green globbed penis and is even more unamused by the way Stiles laughs so hard he falls off the bed.
He cracks a smile though, when he sees his boyfriend’s mole-speckled ass has a light green sheen to it and that the come dribbling out of Stiles’ hole is laced with bright green lube.
It’s weirdly sexy. Just like Stiles is.